so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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