I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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