Me too!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She bit a glass in half.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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