How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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