If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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