I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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