Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That's intense
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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