Im at strip club and am horny
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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