i don't like sucking hair
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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