Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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