Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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