Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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