is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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