My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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