hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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