We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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