Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Randomize
