So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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