guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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