I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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