i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
