I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and she was petting her beer can
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
