Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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