Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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