i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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