i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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