Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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