Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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