Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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