i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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