Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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