my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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