A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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