My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
