so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
