i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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