is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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