chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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