does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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