I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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