hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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