I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm just crazy horny about you
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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