I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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