your thong is hanging out like whoa
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The struggles of a small town man whore
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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