STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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