I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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