How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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