"it" just moved
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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