? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
