Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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