You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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