Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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