u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
