So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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